Oh, Otto! People confide in me because they trust me not to blab it around town or publish it on the web. Oops! That sounds more like my Mom than me.

LOL. Otto, I love the visuals in your comment! I GOT to get me a skin-tight super hero outfit. *grin*

And Mr. Afshin, you are so welcome for the recipes. Green juices ARE fabulous ways to lose weight with calorie-deficient but nutrient-rich meals in a glass.

Glad you like ‘em. Stay tuned for more delicious green juice detox recipes on Live Lighter!

Steph, thank you so much for this article. The advise was great and the recipes where even better. The replacing of the meals is a great step in getting your body in shape for the season. Thanks again and I’m looking forward to more of your amazing input on detox diets.

Holy shit babe! This is just what I need for when I get out of Detox!

I, too, have felt bloated of late and find it difficult to fit into my two-piece, sexy bathing suit! Really, Miss Detox, where do you find men that tell you that they’re feeling …. and generally uncomfortable? Alas, this is age when sensitive men are emerging from the shadows to proclaim, “I feel bloated! Who, out there, can cleanse me and return me to a righteous alkaline and acid balance?” That’s your cue to burst into the room, where ever he is, in your skin tight Miss Detox (M.D.) super hero outfit, detox drink mixes in hand or, failing that, a commando version of an Enema Action kit.

Spying the dreaded hose apparatus, he’ll willingly engage in discourse about your wonderful drink mixes and wolf them down on the spot.

A job well done Miss Detox. Do you do parties?